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do you take (Debra Liz ???) I stuttered I do knowin I done did The wedding cake was Moon Pie stacked three tiers And the punch bowl flowed with Falstaff Beer Now thats about as swanky as this town gets For they dont throw rice heck they threw GRITS No stretch limousine, just a full sized van But at least we was headed to the promised land On our hillbilly honeymoon No champagne caviar or Cordon Bleu A can of Vienna Sausage and a Mountain Dew And soda pop too On our hillbilly honeymoon Spent all our money on pay per view Didnt need Playboy to get in the mood Just a roller derby wrasslin and a Rambo II And III and IV I was up in the room On our hillbilly honeymoon Well after a while things simmered down So we got dressed up for a night on the town There aint nothing too good for my sweetheart Took a romantic stroll through the Super Wal*Mart We got back wanting some fancy cuisine We bought out the whole dern vending machine MMM MMM good On our hillbilly honeymoon No dainty little plates of finger food Just M&Ms Snickers and tomato juice And Cheez Wiz too On our hillbilly honeymoon I spent half our savings on the hardware aisle She spent the rest on the latest styles A thong underwear that drove me wild Back in the room I tried them on too On our hillbilly honeymoon Well its been three years got four more younguns Aint a lot of time for much kissin and a huggin No No No For the last eight weeks I slept on the couch Think its about time we renewed our vows And took another hillbilly honeymoon No (???) egg nog just barbecue With a box of wine will be nice down too Wont need a corkscrew Yeah On our hillbilly honeymoon We can raid little Tommys piggy bank Scrape up a hundred dollars worth in change Just enough for a night at the bowling lanes And some new perfume Cheap hotel room On our hillbilly honeymoon