Pothos Neon minimalist-chic I'm the San Pedro Cactus

I'm the San Pedro Cactus - a columnar classic from the high Andes

Pets: royalty is not for eating - toxic if chewed

actually - but I could

I make a Cowboy Cactus look positively cinematic

Pothos Neon minimalist-chic I'm the San Pedro CactusI photosynthesise in highlighter. I'm the Pothos Neon solid, unapologetic chartreuse from stem to tip, no variegation, no half measures. And here's my party trick: my colour is light reactive. Bright, indirect light cranks me to full electric lime; dim corners dial me down to a moodier green. I'm the only dcor you own with a brightness setting. Underneath the glow I'm still a pothos, which means nearly indestructible: water when my topsoil dries, trim