mtg crazy cards 10 with the most hilarious abilities – Destructoid 10 of the Craziest Magic:

Groundchuck & Dirtbag Groundchuck & Dirtbag is far from the flashiest card to slap in the command zone, but it has a fundamentally green flavor: Its a big creature that enables bigger plays, whether you open a portal to Magics greatest foe or summon eldritch horrors from beyond reality

Black is actually pretty good at using artifacts, and Marionette Master is a hell of a finisher

Most other mass removal spells in Standard right now either cost more mana, have some sort of stipulation on them that gives your opponent something in exchange for blowing up the board or just isnt as efficient as Day of Judgement

Oh, and this next card would be cool to Bribery/Inevitable Betrayal as well