He doesnt even have to hold the sword or axe or lance or creepy living Phyrexian thing
Here are a bunch of cards that are currently over $3 that can make the deck even better (but still janky!): Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth + Cabal Coffers for amazing ramp, Godless Shrine, Temple of Silence, Boseiju, Who Shelters All, Ancient Tomb, Scrubland, Fetid Heath, Marsh Flats, Strip Mine, Wasteland Lands: Mana Crypt, Mana Vault, Grim Monolith, Black Market, Thran Dynamo, Gilded Lotus Ramp: Vindicate Flexible Removal: Toxic Deluge (extremely good here), Wrath of God, Damnation, Black Sun's Zenith Board Wipe: Erebos, God of the Dead, Necropotence, Ad Nauseam Card Draw: Sun Titan, Yawgmoth's Will Recursion: Demonic Tutor, Vampiric Tutor, Beseech the Queen, Enlightened Tutor, Academy Rector, Idyllic Tutor, Weathered Wayfarer Tutor: Mirror Universe (the best life swap card for the deck), Platinum Angel / Phyrexian Unlife (keeps us alive during combos), Hatred (controlled lifeloss and potential win with commander damage) Combo Pieces: Finally, here's a sample list of the deck with no budget, while still sticking true to the jank goals: That's All, Folks
This was an odd one as everywhere Ive mentioned so far is just as good as everywhere else, but Ive had greater success finding the decks available for Commander products on Amazon
If they Mana Drain it, untap, and put a hole in your head, youre toast
