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The problem here is that I can't think of something that best embodies "go nowhere fast"

It enters the battlefield tapped

Having every card be the same colour makes them difficult to parse across the table, especially for people with visual impairments or sensory processing difficulties (as noted by Magic Proxy artist Meghan "Sheepwave" Burden)

Thankfully, over the past decade, even Wizards has realized that partners are pretty broken, and now they avoid printing more cards with the mechanic, instead relying on various partner-with-style mechanics that do something similar but with a much smaller pool of cards to choose from, like how you can partner a Doctor's companion with a Doctor from the Doctor Who set