Ascend on a permanent isn't a triggered ability and doesn't use the stack

The reconstructed commons sheet for the 1st Edition/Unlimited variant is as follows (the dagger marks indicate that it is not known where the sheet begins or ends): Kabuto, Caterpie, Poliwag, Unown O, Teddiursa, Wooper, Omanyte, Hoppip, Sentret, Unown E, Larvitar, Pineco, Unown I, Dunsparce, Mareep, Spinarak, Energy Ark, Natu, Weedle, Tyrogue, Poliwag, Caterpie, Kabuto, Wooper, Teddiursa, Unown O, Sentret, Hoppip, Omanyte, Larvitar, Unown E, Energy Ark, Unown I, Pineco, Dunsparce, Weedle, Mareep, Tyrogue, Spinarak, Poliwag, Kabuto, Caterpie, Natu, Omanyte, Teddiursa, Wooper, Unown O, Larvitar, Sentret, Unown E, Hoppip, Unown I, Energy Ark, Pineco, Dunsparce, Mareep, Weedle, Tyrogue, Spinarak, Kabuto, Poliwag, Caterpie, Natu, Teddiursa, Omanyte, Wooper, Unown O, Sentret, Larvitar, Unown E, Hoppip, Dunsparce, Energy Ark, Unown I, Spinarak, Pineco, Mareep, Tyrogue, Kabuto, Weedle, Caterpie, Natu, Poliwag, Unown O, Omanyte, Teddiursa, Hoppip, Wooper, Sentret, Larvitar, Unown E, Energy Ark, Pineco, Unown I, Dunsparce, Weedle, Tyrogue, Mareep, Spinarak, Poliwag, Caterpie, Kabuto, Natu, Omanyte, Wooper, Teddiursa, Unown O, Larvitar, Unown E, Sentret, Hoppip, Caterpie, Dunsparce, Unown I, Pineco, Energy Ark, Spinarak, Mareep, Tyrogue, Weedle, Natu The raw data for the holos is as follows (the dashed line is where the transition from H7 to H6 would occur, assuming all boxes in the sample used the same holos sheet

it cares about results
Now its not to say that they WOULDNT, because maybe if a proxy maker gets too-big-for-their-britches and it DOES start to interfere with official business, then certainly the use of authentic artwork would be the main legal argument to stop them